you are what you eat

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

YOURE SO UGLY YOU PROBABLY KILLED YOUR MOM AT HER FIRST LOOK AT YOU

haha weixi is really the most amusing character in the world. she could probably become the 8th wonder of the world.

she lives in SO MUCH self denial that i've never seen anything like her. if she wasnt shouting at me i'd have too much pleasure in noticing how she managed to speak/dress so terribly and inappropriately. esp for activity.

poor her, with such an ugly attitude and such a revolting face i really must take pity on her. you know, help the needy.
i must say, i really do not advise someone to come in a spaghetti striped top, jeans that end at the ankle and shoes that resemble flats but with a strap in the centre. you would seriously end up with a HIGHLY uneven tan.

weixi is probably the only reason to prove the point as to why hamster mothers sometimes tend to eat their own children.

or did your mom just die of your nonsense? or that mouth. gosh that mouth. if your character was nice i might just be able to look past that ugly face and might even grow fond of you after a while. but i really suggest you change your face if you would want to speak to people in that matter. not that plastic surgery would help much.
not even all the worlds pretty spaghetti tops that you could wear or the large ridiculously shaped earrings would help to hide that awful character you were so unfortunately blessed with.

the least you could do was to speak a kind word every now and then. sure, maybe you didnt need 5 people to sort out poles. but you didnt need to scream every five minutes. you just stand there with your sily ice milo packet while shouting orders at us to complete the job that we didnt even mess up in the first place.

balloon tents? hello? never heard of it. never seen it till today. and i dont plan to face it ever again. you expect us, who have never seen or even heard as something as retarded as a balloon tent before to sort it out into sets? sets that you were even too lazy to count btw.

i say you are dumb. brainless, amazingly stupid i still gawk in awe at your lack of common sense. how the hell would i know that the tents came in sets!? they were in such terrible conditions when we fished them out that it was barely recognisable. seriously. the bag couldnt even be zipped, IT WAS HELD TOGETHER BY A PATHETIC PIECE OF STRING TIED INTO A DEAD KNOT. if np's your pathetic excuse for a passion why would you even keep your stores in such a condition? in my opinion once you were done with your year you simply saw fit to chuck the tents into any free tiny bag and leave us "dumb ones" to do the job. point is " I NEVER HANDLED A FUCKING BALLOON TENT BEFORE" if you had any sense AT ALL you would understand that most of us would be confused at out first attempt.

no one cares which banners you painted. no one cares about how we folded the banner from 1995 for gods sake. we only care how snnpcc could be so poor to still be keeping banners from the year 1998 or even earlier. if youre wondering why our banners this yr were so ugly and dull, it would probably be because we only had enough money to purchase 2 colours. with the stupid budget that some idiot (preferably a ci?) came up with.

YOU GUYS messed up the tents, YOU guys were alr done with you ci years. YOU guys chose to come back to "help" us. so dont blame us when we find that all the stores were either dead or slowly rotting away.

the word "help" should alr give you some sort of clue. saying that we needed you to guide and not scream at us. oh i forgot, sorry weixi, i forgot you were stupid.

just shouting at us (while you do nothing in that terrible ugly skimpy outfit with a rather unfortunate face sitting on top of that neck i would most dearly love to break) is not the sort of "help" i imagined.

and when i say someone is dumb, i really mean it in the worst way possible. (huili would know this)
like really. like when i look at your face i immediately know your head is empty. like, your mom didnt teach you a thing when you were born because one look at you, and she knew she wanted to have nothing to do with you. stupid. really stupid.

okay here's a tip, when you dont know anything "DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL" dont even think about it. dont give the slightest bit of comment because you'll just be making a fool of yourself. youre such a mockery weixi. i really find you so amusing. i mean, how could anyone have her back turned at a small accident and then be able to turn around and start yelling as if you had witnessed the whole case? wow.

MY DEAR WEIXI, CALLING PEOPLE DUMB AND STUPID MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST IDEA FOR THEY MIGHT ASSUME YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR.

i'm sorry, i didnt mean to make that face when you screamed at me. it was just the blazingly hot sun that made me squint my eyes. you know, the one scorching our backs and fingers (and probably the one that just gave you your disgusting tan lines) i wouldnt want to make a face, no no, i would never want to look like YOU.

spend a few hours with weixi and one would certainly forget how it felt like to smile. really.

eaten. burrp. *Tuesday, November 10, 2009*

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