you are what you eat

Monday, December 1, 2008

SO FUNNEH

hahaha i've had alot of funneh dreams in my life and i cant stop laughing at these top 3 which are so ridiculous and nonsensical. and stupid. heh.

i dreamt that my second last toe dropped off, so i went to the store to buy a new one but they ran out. so i bought the last toe, hoping it'll look not so screwed up. but it wouldnt stick. so i had to settle for a sausage.

(after jtc) I DREAMT THAT KARON & SYLVIA MA'AM KEPT POPPING OUT OF NOWHERE AT DIFFERENT PLACES AND SYLVIA MA'AM WAS HOLDING A PLUNGER AND KARON MA'AM KEPY YELLING : CLEAN THE CLOGGED SINK!

okay thats the scariest.

i had this last night : i dreamt mom went down to united square for a while so yingyu and i were left in the car. (and somehow in this dream, the steering wheel was on the left side) then i decided to drive the car so i just went in front and left united square. but somehow tis car had nno brake, only one pedal at the bottom to go faster. then mom freaked out and called yingyu and said "just make a 90 degrees turn and you'll reach united square again" so i tried. but ended up sleeping (?) cant remember, but when i "woke up" yingyu was driving and the steering wheel went back to its original position on the right. then it ended. haha the dreams are true kay.

haha actually i just have nothing to do so i post this. and i also dont want to forget these dreams no matter how stupid and unreal they seem.

eaten. burrp. *Monday, December 01, 2008*

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